Me in a nutshell via ten random facts

1

I’m a military spouse and currently stationed in the big sky state of Montana. It’s GORGEOUS.

2

My three handsome and active “little” boys keep life fun and ever-changing. My middle son has Type 1 diabetes (a silent disease I plan on making the world aware of).

3

I’m crazy about rocks. I love searching for beautiful stones and crystals everywhere I go. I have an embarrassingly large stockpile that I plan on adding to indefinitely.

4

Up until last year, I thought the Fresh Prince of Belair song rapped “Westvillanovia, born and raised.” It’s actually, “West Philadelphia, born and raised,” in case you’re wondering. This happens often; there’s just no point in hiding it.

5

I have Idiopathic Hypersomnia. I usually just say Narcolepsy because it’s almost the same thing and much easier to say.

6

I am not a crook cook.

7

My parents have a wicked Maine accent. As a young adult I stopped replacing words ending in “er” with “ah”, stopped adding “er” to words that end in “ah.” I even started using the “g” in “ing”! I think this proves my level of motivation and dedication. Thank you. *bowing*

8

I was born with a different blood type than I have now. I know it sounds super weird and impossible. Sort of like….how I talk to dead people.

9

I am horrible at video games. My boys will happily tell you! I spend 90% of the time trying to figure out how to turn my head so I can see where I am running and my sweaty hands make it near impossible to hit the right buttons. *eye roll*

10

My New England sense of humor is often misunderstood, but I can find a laugh in just about anything. For instance, unfunny situations. I giggled when asked to agree that I was not under the influence of any mind-altering substances before signing my advance directive.